The Every Fairy

Slutterbell: The Every Fairy

A fairy good podcast.

Sandy Whorehol

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TSAF – ep04 – WTF, Children. WTAF.

TSAF – ep04 – WTF, Children. WTAF.

I’ve been noticing that the mini-humans are sometimes smarter than the big ones (well, they make more sense, anyway) so we interviewed two of them in an attempt to gain a better understanding of who humans truly are, why they do the things they do, and what they’re teaching their children.

wtf children, humans are weird

Unfortunately, we walked away feeling more confused than we did when we arrived. I’m not sure what it is exactly that we learned during the whole ordeal, but I do know this:

A.) kids do not like Donald Trump

2.) the younger they are, the more they hate him

D.) kids really do say the darnedest things – especially when they’re talking to fairies, and especially when they’re talking to S.B. and me, and especially when their names are Platform 9 & 3/Alex and O’Charlie.

wtf children, humans are weird

In this episode, the four of us discuss:

  • fractions
  • Harry Potter
  • hashtag + pound = McDonald’s breakfast
  • Donald Trump’s intelligence
  • intelligence in general
  • what the child things would do if they were POTUS
  • bringing Obamacare back (at the request of the 9 year old)
  • fox sounds
  • bat sounds
  • legendary Pokémon who screech
  • puberty
  • where your anus is
  • leprechauns
  • dry shampoo
  • having a bad day
  • playing adult games
  • Camelot
  • explosive diarrhea
  • Xavier’s men
  • what parents say to their kids the most
  • kids saying “bad words”
  • Vines
  • knock-knock jokes
  • goat sex

…and for our segment, we play “What’s on My Butt?”

 

TSAF – ep03 – My Roommate’s a Werewolf: A Lifetime Original Movie

TSAF – ep03 – My Roommate’s a Werewolf: A Lifetime Original Movie

We finally get to meet Trevor the Werewolf in person.

werewolf fairy

As in while he’s an actual person and not in beast mode.

werewolf dog cyclops

His mother, Sylvia, also joins us, we play a game called Sleep in a Bucket, and we have now heard things that can never be unheard.

pikachu fairy

In this episode, the four of us discuss:

  • werewolves
  • suffering for fashion
  • pooping glitter
  • pooping rainbows
  • the disease you can get that makes technology fall apart
  • ingrown hairs
  • narco-magicians
  • werewolf demigorgon crossover psychics
  • demigorgy daddies
  • genealogy
  • giant, vibrating cell phones
  • Virginia Wides
  • being sticky
  • Bill Cosby
  • off pudding
  • child corn
  • cock goblins or something
  • Chuck Nasty McWolfsman
  • goat sex

…and for our segment, we play Sleep in a Bucket.

pikachu werewolf

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TSAF – ep000: Teaser Teaser Goat Pleaser

TSAF – ep000: Teaser Teaser Goat Pleaser

Let’s get one thing straight.

This is a fairy good podcast.

YOU are not allowed to bounce.

You WILL listen to this podcast.

And you will LOVE it.

Because you can’t resist US.

How could you say no to a couple of bad bitches like @slutterbelltheeveryfairy and @sandywhor3hol?

If the above overtly obvious subliminal message attempts didn’t catch you, scroll back up to the top and listen to the teaser episode again to get you in the mood.

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